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The best love story ever

  1. Boy: hey
  2. Girl: *silence*
  3. Boy: I really like you
  4. Girl: *silence*
  5. Boy: I think I'm in love with you
  6. Girl: *silence*
  7. Boy: I will never let you go
  8. Girl: *silence*
  9. Boy: *kisses girl*
  10. Boy: *eats girl*
  11. Girl was Doritos the whole time
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I check in showers for murderers but I don’t know what I’d do if I found one

theepichumor:

(Source: nicoosuxx)

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Trying to explain technology to your parents.

theepichumor:

Them:

You:

Why did you buy something you can’t understand?

http://goo.gl/eRtGF

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That awkward moment when your family’s guest finally says goodbye, but two hours later, they are still saying their goodbyes.

theepichumor:

I’m like:

(Source: battlefactory)