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Posted on 19th Oct at 2:00 PM, with 545,388 notes
the-darknessofdreams:

vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

wh
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
fire tornado.
huh.”


Dorothy why do you always have to smoke in the tornados

the-darknessofdreams:

vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

wh

get out of there fireman what are you doing

there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman

he’s just standing there going

“well darn, look at that.

fire tornado.

huh.”

Dorothy why do you always have to smoke in the tornados

Posted on 19th Oct at 1:59 PM, with 339,662 notes

wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

Posted on 19th Oct at 1:59 PM, with 5,477 notes
friend: why is your room so messy?
me: my room was tidy last week, sorry you missed it.
Posted on 19th Oct at 1:58 PM, with 68,486 notes
piratesofthecaribbean:

Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.

piratesofthecaribbean:

Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.

Posted on 19th Oct at 1:57 PM, with 201,500 notes

imapython:

hi:

I wish there was a bug repellent spray but instead it kept people away

image

Posted on 19th Oct at 1:57 PM, with 101,950 notes

sassiestnugget:

i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????

Posted on 19th Oct at 1:57 PM, with 3,740 notes
*brings a girl home*
me: welcome to my twisted mind
Posted on 19th Oct at 1:56 PM, with 637,708 notes

grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

Posted on 19th Oct at 1:56 PM, with 517,365 notes

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

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